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When it comes to romance some people just have trouble finding that special someone.  Maybe they’re too busy at the office all day or too busy taking care of the kids as a single parent, or maybe they’re just too busy milking the cows.  Apparently there are plenty of unhappy single people stuck on the prairie, so now there’s an online dating service just for lonely farmers looking for that special someone. 

Even though some of these people are hog farmers, and soy bean growers, the ones that would have been most interesting to me before I got married were the cowgirls.  I’ve always thought they were incredible.  I know a friend who has a place, and there are a lot of cowgirls there.  I think they’re beautiful.  There’s no makeup, you really know what you’re getting. 

So if you’re lonely on the farm, don’t worry about being a bachelor or bachelorette forever.  There are a lot of potential mates right out  there on your computer, and most of them are hard working, good looking people.  I’m Donald Trump, and that’s the real deal!