About Uglybutnice:
i am a farmer from arkansas. i farm cotton and soybeans. i love slopping my hog and doing things that some would call illegal. i feel that to many folks miss out on the joy of being ugly, but spend to much time fixin their hair and bathing. i conserve water by not bathing but one a month, my animals don\'t seem to mind. i had a wife once (well we lived together, she spent my crazy check, and i watched here slop another farmers hog).