About cowlovingwoman:
My name is Chantell. Whatever we do is between us.
That's why they call me "Chantell Don't Tell".

I'm a city girl in a country woman's body. I enjoy nature walks, cow-tipping, and liposuction. I love James Taylor, Led Zeppelin, and the Charlie Daniels Band Even though I'm from New York, I don't much like yankees. Anyone North of the Mason-Dixon line is loud, rude, arrogant, and sweaty. And I believe that, even if you're from South Jersey or Delaware, you're still a "yankee."

I love Jeff Foxworthy and redneck jokes. My favorite song is "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovitch. I believe the South WILL rise again. Only it's probably gonna be South Jersey. I like to square dance & I look good in a a skirt. I ain't no Plain Jane. I like to wear makeup & feminine attire. Come see about me.

I'm looking to meet a guy who looks as good as all the men on "My Name is Earl." Bonus points if you know how to milk a cow, and have a working knowledge of bovine mating rituals. If you love animals, have a sense of humor, and want a one-man woman, holler here! No 10 gallon hats, please! And if your belt buckle is bigger than your fist, walk on by. And special request: your i.q. must be higher than your shoe size. If you understand any of this, 60 bonus points!!!!