If you enjoy paying your bills, and have a dry dirty sense of humor, then we can talk. I do not care that you have money and a really super duper nice car. I care that you respect your mother and think that she can do no wrong, unless she is in prison then, well, her bad. It would also be spectacular if you don\'t live with her or your father, or grandma or aunt or bff from highschool because he or she let you crash on your couch in between quick stop jobs. Ambition is nifty, and drugs are bad. A criminal record isn\'t a bad thing unless you didn\'t learn your lesson and the sheriff knows your ss#. I\'m done. Bye.