About nachodaddy78:
Aaaaarrrrrgggrrr...I am man. I'm built like a brick $hithouse. I lift heavy $hit. Bacon's my favorite flavor. I punched a shark b/c IT WAS UGLY. I spit and curse as if it were a form of art; (not really...but, it sounded manly for the moment). Bonfire? What the crap is that? Try megakickassNASAsatellitetripping bonfire. Contact sports - d@mn right. I'm so friggin' hairy BigFoot takes pictures of me n shows his buddies saying "see?...told ya so." My boots have tall a$$ heels so my knuckles don't drag the ground. Bacon. Bacon, again. More bacon. I 'rassle pi$$ed-off rabid grizzly bears during down time. I hunt 'n fish with nothing more than a speedo and grit. Duct tape? Don't mind if I do. Shopping? Why ell-no...unless it's for awesome a$$ power tools... I...AM...MANNNNNN...rarrrrr...

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{...that should weed a majority out...} Yes, I am a man. A hard working, hard playing...even harder loving man... I make no quarrels or apologies for being prime representation of my gender. So, if you are in search of a lotiony masculine version of yourself, you must continue elsewhere. My life experiences have molded me into the individual that I am. I grew up on a large hog operation in rural Ky and have just recently relocated to rural AL for my career. I currently reside on a nice stretch of land that has encouraged and allowed me to return to my roots - bust your butt, grow it...then, eat it... It has been quite the struggle at times. However, that's life - I do not make excuses nor do I accept them. This logic has allowed me to enjoy every friggin' moment at every friggin' opportunity...oh, I have a good time... I am an educated good 'ol country boy [DANGEROUS] that has dedicated a great deal of my life towards my career. Every new dawn invites me to arise and save the world...it's a work in progress...correcting/disciplining one jacked-up, insane, obscene, ignorant notion at a time... I have yet to meet a stranger. Also, I have yet to meet that first individual who could not offer their genius on at least one matter. I awkwardly tie that mentality to "to invest into others is to invest in one's self". I love muh mutts...AKA da boyz...and, now a girl mutt in the mix! They are a profound example of how putrid, cruel and deplorable society has become. Yet, have forgiven humanity...amazing...bewildering...many folks could prosper from the wisdom of these guys, (and, gal). And, they found me... You could only hope to be so blessed as to meet them. Honesty; integrity; gregarious; hopeless romantic; chivalry IS NOT DEAD; one gal guy - it's naturally difficult keeping up with myself; very very old fashioned - I was born wayyyyy too late; adventurous; hilarity; inclement weather; music out the mmmhmm; chillllllll; etc etc etc I've rambled enough. My Vienna sausage thumbs are exhausted from typing....