I am someone that has been off the farm way to long. I have 3 undercover pets in my backyard. The older I get, more the loner I become. Would like to find someone before I die known as the \"crazy cat lady\" or the \"mean old scary lady next door\". Oh I don\'t have a cat. But I may have already become the mean old lady next door......keep your kids and their toys in your own yard! Help!!! Save me!